Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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