Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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