You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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