You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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