Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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