Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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