just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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