You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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