I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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