Whoa Z and x make the same sound
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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