Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
