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(404): View more from Georgia

A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds

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She started it, but I totally finished it.

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(561): View more from Florida

My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...

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(713): View more from Texas

He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk

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(316): View more from Kansas

Listen to me plotting my whoredom.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"

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(585): View more from New York

S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.

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1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her

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