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go home
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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