I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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