My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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