i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I intend to get homeless drunk
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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