Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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