i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
