I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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