I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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