Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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