i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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