This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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