Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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