they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just blew my weed a kiss
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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