don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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