He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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