WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
where does the pee come out of this thing
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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