i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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