I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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