I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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