Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
In other news, I just burned my penis
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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