I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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