playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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