I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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