You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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