He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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