So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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