WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
where are my eyebrows?
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