im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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