He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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