She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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