She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Randomize
