i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
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