Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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