38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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