one two three fourrrrnication!
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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