I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Less talking, more tequila
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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