So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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