that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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