So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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