Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
