I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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